Total Medals Earned: 19 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 330 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/395 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Collect all the stars in each level
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/175 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Turn off the music
You played the game
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/385 points)
You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
Nice Job!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
you gave tom your gift!
Give tom 10,000 gifts
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
Die for the first time!
Rage Quit.
Defeat Alucard!
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
S Rank a Boss!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (210/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!